Sunday, July 29, 2007

Excellent Progress On Robotic Sentries: Wrestlemania!

Words fail to describe this footage, really.

The general public has gradually come to accept that computers can completely kick ass over hairless primates in Chess.

Well, now give it another 5 years or so, and lets put whomever is in the lead of the UFC (or a heavyweight boxer) against a full size version of one of these babies.


Ancestors of the Secret Robot Army

When we consider the rapid pace at which the machines will take over, we must consider the history of the superiority of automated weaponry.

The recent discovery of a V1 proto-cruise-missile in London prompted S.R.A researches to investigate.

Check this-->

Similar damage inflicted as the London Blitz, with no offensive casualties whatsoever.

The future, as glimpsed by the past.

More V1 info here.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Your Future.

We Have Human Face to Robot Arm-Probe Contact.

Open Your Mouth. You have no seconds to comply.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Mini Spy Plane For The Jr. Dr. Dooms out there...

So, 150 bucks, and this baby will fly over whatever you want and take digital photographs.

Start saving your pennies.
(how appropriate that evil walmart is selling it...)

video here!!-->

we don't need stinking fleshbag pilots to kill you

Ah, someday robot planes will kick back and eat DVD's of Top Gun for snacks, giggling.

Weakl and feeble fleshbag pilots can only pull a handful of G's, wearing special pants and groaning the whole time like they were olympically-constipated.

Robot pilots bust with G's that would be Fatal to Maverick, Iceman, and Kenny Loggins, and just keep on hunting you down till they're good and done.

Get ready.

Autonomous Flesh Eating Robots

Yeah, talk about humble beginnings.

For now, flesh eating robots eat flies, and attract them "...using a stinking lure concocted from human excrement."

But, soon enough, they will hunt you down and eat you to get more go-power.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Undersea Secret Cyborg Army

According to this article, the US military is currently working on one of the stealthiest of SecretRobotArmy projects. An implant in the brain of sharks that will allow them to be controlled remotely.

Now, while we have no reports on the cost of such a project, or on any weapons adaptations, we at SecretRobotArmy want them!

As the article points out, these sharks could become the ultimate in underwater surveillance. They are self-sustaining, silent, fast, and freakin cool. These could be used for patrols around your secret island fortress, or to patrol the water ways of the city you just took over.

As far as using them for protection, there are two visions that we have. Of course, we have the Dr. Evil idea of freakin lasers on their freakin heads. And the other is to somehow control their desire to attack.

Seperate or combined, these are both fantastic ways to rid yourself of any frogmen that may be trying to penetrate your SecretRobotArmy.

Remember, proper surveillance is a requirement to maintain control over anything. Your SecretRobotArmy is only as good as your intelligence!

Slightly more in-depth article on our stealthy underwater minions----> muha..muhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Plus, if you or your droids read the article carefully, you'll see that mind control is not just for sharks anymore! Nope! WE GOT RATS baby.