Undersea Secret Cyborg Army

According to this article, the US military is currently working on one of the stealthiest of SecretRobotArmy projects. An implant in the brain of sharks that will allow them to be controlled remotely.

Now, while we have no reports on the cost of such a project, or on any weapons adaptations, we at SecretRobotArmy want them!

As the article points out, these sharks could become the ultimate in underwater surveillance. They are self-sustaining, silent, fast, and freakin cool. These could be used for patrols around your secret island fortress, or to patrol the water ways of the city you just took over.

As far as using them for protection, there are two visions that we have. Of course, we have the Dr. Evil idea of freakin lasers on their freakin heads. And the other is to somehow control their desire to attack.

Seperate or combined, these are both fantastic ways to rid yourself of any frogmen that may be trying to penetrate your SecretRobotArmy.

Remember, proper surveillance is a requirement to maintain control over anything. Your SecretRobotArmy is only as good as your intelligence!

Slightly more in-depth article on our stealthy underwater minions----> muha..muhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Plus, if you or your droids read the article carefully, you'll see that mind control is not just for sharks anymore! Nope! WE GOT RATS baby.